24 January 2014

Now, what will State Department say about that?

Bogie saying "Boo" to Kerry

A few days ago a noisy scandal (courtesy of Moshe "Bogie" Ya'alon, our defense minister) has shaken the high windows of Israel and reverberated in the much higher windows of State Department. I can't forgo the pleasure of quoting some of it:
"Abu Mazen (Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas) is alive and well thanks to us," Ya'alon said. "The moment we leave Judea and Samaria (the West Bank) he is finished. In reality, there have been no negotiations between us and the Palestinians for all these months – but rather between us and the Americans. The only thing that can 'save us' is for John Kerry to win a Nobel Prize and leave us in peace."
And:
American Secretary of State John Kerry, who turned up here determined and acting out of misplaced obsession and messianic fervor, cannot teach me anything about the conflict with the Palestinians.
Now for the other side:
To question Secretary Kerry’s motives and distort his proposals is not something we would expect from the defense minister of a close ally,” White House Spokesman Jay Carney said Tuesday, echoing comments earlier in the day from State Department Spokesperson Jen Psaki.
Nothing like a little spat to strengthen the ties between buddies, is it?

Tibi saying "Boo" to Kerry

Now there is another Israeli political figure: deputy Speaker of the Israeli Knesset and the best buddy and close political adviser of the late Yasser Arafat (sic! only in Israel...) Ahmad Tibi. Recently Mr Tibi was interviewed (by the army radio) about an idea that was supposedly put on the negotiating table by Mr Kerry. The idea is to create a bridge that could possibly close the gap between the uncompromising positions of the negotiating parties re the fate of Jordan valley. Israel considers its military control of the valley to be vital for the security of the country, Palestinians don't want to hear about Israel having such control. Kerry allegedly offered that US lease the valley from Palestinians for a period of time, subleasing it in turn to Israel.

"It is a stupid idea of Mr Kerry," responded Tibi, "and Palestinians will never agree to it". Adding happily: "It shows a total lack of understanding of the Middle East problems by the Americans".*

I am eagerly awaiting the moment when the wrath of State Department will descend on another Israeli politician...

 (The interview is not translated here verbatim, unfortunately, but close enough)

14 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Luv it.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Thanks, Louise.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well, you are a bunch of arrogant punks calling us stupid and other things and par for the course. Yes it's Jews like you giving us all a bad name so F you and just a waste of time. So how about covering all the Commie Jews out to butcher/slaughter us all once again? No, your not funny at all and post a bunch of incoherent crap just for clicks. With about 5-6M Commie American Jews it's another Holocaust by itself. Typical punk loud mouths offering nothing but judgment, condemnation as Sport. Look at all the words you use just to make one point just like them. No wonder you don't get any comments cos it's just a waste of electrons and/or keystrokes....

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Well said Sir, whatever it was. It is most heartening to see someone so completely unafraid of being totally incomprehensible, I stand in awe.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

It's always amusing when someone rubs Lurch's nose in his own stupidity.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Amazing rant. What, exactly, is your point? Or, in case I'm tone deaf, is there one at all?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yes, Tukadoodle, now wipe the froth from your keyboard and calm down. Commie Jooz will get you anyhow, so there is no need to comment. And save the strokes, you need them for better things.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Uhu.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Tibi seems to be spending a lot of time heckling visitors from North America these days. Didn't he start spewing invective during Stephen Harper's address, falsely claiming one of his fellow Arab MK was being deliberately deprived of services by the Zionist government?

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Yep. One and the same.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Looks like we need to get Tukadoodle a new wheel for his shopping cart.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

LOL ... another satisfied customer, eh? I always tell the kids: froth and keyboards don't mix. Don't froth and drive. ;)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Just lets' make sure it's a square one, like the others.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Indeed.