06 March 2013

Hugo Chavez dies, Mossad and CIA blamed, what else is new?

The Caudillo bought the farm after all, and the tone of the national discourse was set by his surviving second in command, Mr Maduro:

Venezuelan Vice President Nicolas Maduro said on Tuesday the cancer afflicting Hugo Chavez was an "attack" by enemies among a barrage of conspiracies against him throughout his 14-year rule.
And, of course, the usual conspinuts are coming out of the woodwork for a short while to amplify that crapola. No links anymore, but here are some quotes:
Mossad and CIA have poisoned President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela with a carcinogen. They have a declared policy of targetted assasinations, using Drones and human agents.
My 6th sense alerted me yesterday on the martyrdom of Hugo Chavez. He was a great saint from the Christendom, who loved muslim people.
Within hours of the announcement of the death of President Hugo Chávez, civil rights groups in the United States filed Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) demands with federal agencies seeking information and documents that "relate to or reference or discuss any information regarding or plans to poison or otherwise assassinate the President of Venezuela, Hugo Chávez." The records demands have been made to the Central Intelligence Agency, the Department of State, and the Defense Intelligence Agency and have been filed by the civil rights legal organization, the Partnership for Civil Justice Fund, the anti-war group, ANSWER Coalition and Liberation Newspaper.
Oh well, you all know the drill by now. Let the festivities start...

Update: more from Mr Maduro:
Maduro on Tuesday wasted no time in laying blame for the executive’s deteriorating situation, suggesting he was poisoned and comparing his illness to that suffered by late Palestinian President Yasser Arafat before his death. The PA accused Israel for Arafat’s death, claiming he was killed by the Jewish state.
Easy pickings...

10 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

laming Mossd is low hanging fruit for the tinfoil hat brigade

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Jeez, (Chavez, Yassar, various Iranians) you guys ARE good! OK Chavez is dead, let's eat! BWAAHAHA

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Considering that our own snooze media has become unreliable except as a Democrat propaganda machine, and Venezuela's never was reliable, for all we know Maduro wasted Hugo in a palace coup.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That true too.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Definitely, lets' eat and drink too. Now that we have a good enough reason.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Nah... the rumors mill says he was brain dead before they got him on the plane from Cuba.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oh Hugo Chavez was a closet gay who died of complication due to AIDS. Now I understand everything.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Oops. Another secret outed ;-)

SnoopyTheGoon said...

As a barbarian (the fate of Am Yisroel weighs more heavily with me than that of large parts of the rest of humanity), I too fail to mourn the death of Hugo Chavez - not least because half of the Jewish community of Venezuela have apparently left during his reign. Unfortunately, there's little sign that his immediate successor will be any better.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

There is much to say for barbarians then.