Another book not to read

From the blurb:

An alien army is crossing the astral planes of the quantum field, snapping up the souls of the recently dead and taking possession of the living.

I have checked, and the astral planes of my quantum field are well fortified by the peripatetic effluvium of my soul.

So I shall keep that book on the shelf for now, as a survival manual. Just in case the planes are... er... you know.