19 January 2013

Not the spotted owl alone - long live crabs!

Shaun raises his voice in defense of these creatures what have a perfect right to live, I submit:

And they are nicely colored to boot. As Shaun says:
Action is needed and needed now. What we need is a group of volunteers to offer safe homes for this delightful insect.
I suggest that PETA get onto this case immediately. I am sure that among PETA members are some that protest shaving and waxing as well, so there shouldn't be any dearth of suitable housing for Pthirus pubis.


Francis Sedgemore said...

May I suggest Justin Bieber? I understand that he does a lot of work for charity. The only concern is his degree of hirsuteness. If this is an issue, an intensive course of hormone therapy would surely help.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Good idea. It will also make his movement on the scene more lively.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Ah Francis we can't wit the time it will take him to get to puberty, hormone treatment or not

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Maybe implants?