23 August 2011

Yes, I've had sex with Rick Perry! And so have you - try to remember...

This is a public service, offered free of charge by this here blog and should be regarded as such.

Rumors about an interesting experiment in applied sociology reached yours truly today.

Robert Morrow, a conspiracy theorist who believes that George H.W. Bush was involved in the Kennedy assassination, bought a full-page ad in the Austin Chronicle (editor’s note: not related to the Houston Chronicle) this week inviting anyone to step forward to “publicize your direct dealings with a Christian-buzzwords-spouting, ‘family values’ hypocrite and fraud.”

Morrow is a Princeton-educated, self-employed investor in Austin who, as you might suspect, takes a dim view of the Texas governor’s presidential campaign.
As a person deeply uninvolved in internal US politics, I was, nevertheless, somewhat excited and even touched by this fresh approach, unrestrained by any norms of clinically acceptable behavior and, to tell the truth, looking like a source of some good clean fun.

The good Mr Morrow, though, limited his target audience:
“Are you a stripper, an escort, or just a ‘young hottie’ impressed by an arrogant, entitled governor of Texas?” the ad asks. Morrow said he’s confident that some women will step forward to discuss their alleged relationships with Perry (the fine print also invites gay men to step forward).
I have decided that we must go a step further: to apply to the sense of fair play of a much larger audience and to avoid possible lawsuits by ACLU.

To this end I have created a Facebook cause:

Fess up that you have had sex with Rick Perry

Every person, not matter what age, color, citizenship, occupation, education, culinary or sexual preferences is invited to sign up.

Let's fess up and start with a clean slate. And have some fun doing so!


jams o donnell said...

I am so glad you raised this cause. I have a sorry tale to tell!

SnoopyTheGoon said...

But no intimate details, please. No TMI (Too Much Information), just bare bones, if you will ;)

Katie said...

Such a nobel cause.  No I haven't had sex with Rick Perry but for a goodly amount of money I'll say I have.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Consider my stricken with grief, Katie. How do you mean money for a noble cause?

Katie said...

I will say that Rick and I are in a very steamy affair for the right amount of money.  8 figures in US Dollars (Cash) should do it very nicely.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

OK. I shall talk to the HQ treasurer.

Dick Stanley said...

The Austin Chronicle is so poor financially that it would sell ads to the KKK. If the KKK had any money, which it doesn't.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That is understood. No one should blame a newspaper for the ad it takes on.