Starting tomorrow He's going to torture almost every man, woman and child on the planet for five months, before He eventually kills us all.Here is why:
I say it's all up to you now, and the most important thing is bottled water. And salt. And matches. And canned food. And... well, you know the drill.
Er... gay folks, you don't have to bother, methinks, seeing as how it goes...
Oh, and Mr. Obama: that speech - it doesn't matter anymore, I guess. Let Bibi go home, too.