15 May 2011

Dominique Strauss-Kahn: two versions of the story

The official (NYPD) one:

The head of the International Monetary Fund was arrested early Sunday in connection with an alleged sexual assault of a New York hotel housekeeping employee, police said.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, 62, has been charged with criminal sexual act, attempted rape and unlawful imprisonment, his attorney Benjamin Brafman said in an e-mail early Sunday....
Hours earlier, Browne said, Strauss-Kahn emerged naked when the 32-year-old hotel employee entered his room to clean it around 1 p.m. Saturday at the Sofitel hotel.
The other one, as heard on the radio today, has a conspiracy theory aftertaste: according to it, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, if he decided to run for the post of president of France, is the only person who can possibly dislodge Sarkozy from the throne. Thus the housekeeping employee was sent to the hotel suite to incriminate the gentleman... does it sound as far-fetched to you as it does to me?

Whatever the story, there must be a law somewhere that you don't enter a room with a naked Frenchman* in it, if you are a person of female persuasion. And if there ain't a law like that yet, it must be invented.

(*) Even one of Jewish origins. It is in the water** they drink there. 

(**) Evian? There must be something special in it if you pay a buck per bottle.

7 comments:

Dick Stanley said...

Evian is naive spelled backwards. In English, anyhow. You have to be naive to pay a buck a bottle.

Anonymous said...

sorry to go offtopic but are you gonna do a post about Naqba day? I know it's not fair to expect a response from Simply Jews about everything whenever it happens but your so good at it :)  

shira said...

<span>sorry to go offtopic but are you gonna do a post about Naqba day? I know it's not fair to expect a response from Simply Jews about everything whenever it happens but your so good at it :)</span>
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SnoopyTheGoon said...

It seems to do quite well in US.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

Dunno. Wanted to skip it...

Partanen said...

When something shameful, always hanging on his neck a big JEW, when something wonderful resort to all the tricks in order to DENY that this is a Jew.
For example, math scientist Russian JEW Grigory Perelman, which officially DECLINED his One-Million Dollar Prize for proving Poincaré Conjecture. has been described everywhere as ''Russian genius''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBQo8Rxapwo

If Grigory Perelman is 'Russian genius' then Dominique Strauss is FRENCH Genius,,,
Then Trostsky. Lenin,Yagoda etc are Russians as well,,then K.Marx is German etc

So what-what, but the hypocrisy and vile anti-Semites have in abundance.

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That too.