02 July 2006

France 1 - 0 Brazil

Nothing to add to it. Absolutely nothing. Aside of the following:











This is the only future for the fatso - to be carried out immediately.











This is the fate of the excessive hair on Smiley - the head to be shaved for eternity from now on.








And this for a certain coach.

Now some reorganization steps for Brazil:

  • Brazil to become an absolute monarchy
  • All activities not related directly or indirectly to preparations for the next Mondial to be abolished
  • The king will carry out full responsibilities of the coach
  • The king to be sacrificed after each Mondial, whether the team brings the Cup or not, in the latter case painfully
  • A full size statue of failed king/coach to be placed in his home town as a spittoon
  • A committee for study and implementation of Maya sacrificial rituals to be convened to prepare the schedule of other sacrificial activities
  • Aside of fitness studies and dietary medicine, the only other science to be allowed is genetic engineering, details to be kept secret
  • Use of the name Ronaldo is forbidden from now on
Other public and covert measures to follow.

See you in 2010.

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